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  • My wife is out of town for a week

    Starting on Saturday.

    What should I do besides coke?


  • #2
    Re: My wife is out of town for a week

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    • #3
      Re: My wife is out of town for a week

      Walk around without pants, fart when and where you please, eat what you want, invite the boys over, smoke some cigars, go to a gentleman's club, etc.

      Explore the freedom of the single life.

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      • #4
        Re: My wife is out of town for a week

        I do half of those things even when she is around. I do like the cigar idea though.

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        • #5
          Re: My wife is out of town for a week

          [quote author=RandytheHelpfulPineapple link=topic=1053.msg11102#msg11102 date=1284418978]
          smoke some cigars IN THE HOUSE
          [/quote]

          Taking it to the next level

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          • #6
            Re: My wife is out of town for a week

            Where is your wife going?
            Just askin.

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            • #7
              Re: My wife is out of town for a week

              You going to stalk her or something Geezer?

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              • #8
                Re: My wife is out of town for a week

                By the way, "My wife is out of town for a week." would be a good topic for the writing competition. 8)

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                • #9
                  Re: My wife is out of town for a week

                  Writing competition? Is this the 8th grade poetry club?

                  Pass me some coke.

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                  • #10
                    Re: My wife is out of town for a week

                    [quote author=filmfanatic24 link=topic=1053.msg11145#msg11145 date=1284439715]
                    Writing competition? Is this the 8th grade poetry club?

                    Pass me some coke.
                    [/quote]

                    [img width=425 height=600]http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Dead-Poets-Society-04.jpg[/img]

                    Mr. Anderson! Don't think that I don't know that this assignment scares the hell out of you, you mole!

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                    • #11
                      Re: My wife is out of town for a week

                      Go to The Lodge, get a private VIP room and blast rails off of some strippers ass on Saturday night. Roll that over into Sunday when you can go to Bears/Cowboys.

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                      • #12
                        Re: My wife is out of town for a week

                        SEIZE THE CARP!

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